Population | 2.209 billion |
Currency | Blueberry |
Animal | Cake Pop |
The Republic of Outrageous Muffin 20 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.209 billion Outrageous Muffin 20ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Outrageous Muffin 20ian economy, worth 323 trillion Blueberries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,520 Blueberries, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outrageous Muffin 20's national animal is the Cake Pop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Outrageous Muffin 20 is ranked 260,969th in the world and 61st in Nerdlandia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 42.61 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Outrageous Muffin 20, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
- : Following new legislation in Outrageous Muffin 20, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Outrageous Muffin 20, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Outrageous Muffin 20, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
- : Following new legislation in Outrageous Muffin 20, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
- : Following new legislation in Outrageous Muffin 20, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Cake Popball fields.
- : Following new legislation in Outrageous Muffin 20, schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech.
- : Following new legislation in Outrageous Muffin 20, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
- : Outrageous Muffin 20 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Outrageous Muffin 20, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.